Free your mind, your arse will follow.

After playing Dead Island for a bit, it’s a good game and everything but i’m a little disappointed since before it was released, i was hoping it would be a true “realistic” zombie game.

What i really want is a realistic zombie survival game. No different types of zombies… none of this thug, bloat, jockey, spitter style stuff.

Imagine a free-roam, gritty, zombie survival game set somewhere like New York with George A Romero classic style zombies.

That would be amazing.

I’ve had proper heartburn all day.

Literally since i woke up at 06:30am.

My phone broke a while back and it took me a while to send it off.

I rang the guy at Tesco’s mobile help or whatever and i described the problem to him, i told him that it wasn’t charging multiple times so there was no confusion, i even said that i reckon it was physical damage to it and he said that’s fine.

So i sent it off and i’ve just got it back with a letter saying they don’t do physical repairs because my warranty doesn’t include it or some shit… the guy could have told me that on the fucking phone, he had all my details there.

I’m really fucking angry now, this means i’ve got to go to Slam Dunk without a phone.

At the start of every summer, it takes me ages to get used to the weather and i end up going through hell because my body just hates the heat.

I’m not happy about it suddenly being this warm when i’ve got Slam Dunk coming up. I don’t want to be walking around being all warm and sweaty.

I will NEVER understand the very English tradition of going on holiday to beautiful places in the Mediterranean… then spending the whole time drinking and eating British food.

Especially those who go to Malia… on Crete… CRETE FFS! IT’S AN ISLAND FILLED WITH AMAZING HISTORY AND YOU’RE DOING THE SAME THING YOU DO AT HOME!!!!

Go see the ancient ruins or eat the local cusine.

Learn about the Minoans! They’re massively interesting! An ancient civilisation that ruled the Aegean sea!

FUCKKKK!

ANGRY!

I can’t believe some pricks are so fucking shallow. This dickhead is just there saying that the second a girl gets a facial piercing, she’s ugly.

IT’S A TINY BIT OF FUCKING METAL! IT MAKES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

Sometimes i just want to beat people to death.